"Why do I smell a piece of frozen fruit?"
Cuz I just ate one.
10-2-15
"I just typed 'GERT' instead of 'get.' MAN, I guess I can't type!"
Who says you can't type?
"GERT"
(Gert says you can't type. Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo)
9-1-15
"I am getting tired mom... One of my eyes is officially closed"
8-31-15 quote
Pres: I don't know what happened. I think it just fell off the table and got tangled.
Me: riiiiiiiiight
5-21-15
"I don't even have the slightest intention of doing so." (when I asked him if he ever talks back to teachers)
5-15-15 (My graduation)
"I wouldn't miss it for the world. It's such a huge achievement (super cute smile)"
5-9-15
"I just caught a fleeting glimpse of it."
4-29-15
"If a man would sneeze facing a girl with an umbrella in her hand, it would hurt."
Huh?
"Ya know, cuz she could hit him with it"
4-19-15
I'm so tired of my thumb being tingly!
"Yeah, that happens to me when I poop too much......
I mean when I sit on the toilet too long"
hahahah!
4-18-15
"For a second I thought he was an armadillo or a black croissant"
3-21-15
There, now we have Garrett's gift ready.
You know we have an energy star thing on our house..? It's on the washer"
3-6-15
"Lately, I've been running quite gracefully"
2-15-15
"It's awesome to see you using my (toothbrush) technique!"
2-10-15
"Did you know 3/6ths can equal a brownie?"
2-4-15
(Putting my thumb drive in the tower while explaining to little man that I created the "test" he just did (my thesis study)):
"WHAT?! YOU CREATED THE "BS-USB"?! (Cloudy w/ chance of meatballs 2)
1-14-15
"You sound like drybones falling from a distant height"
12-29-14
His memory of a Fortune
"If you keep going forward, you'll automatically appear at the place you want to be...
I think they are talking about teleporting. And an enderman can teleport"
12-16-14 (what he would say to a bully)
"Please stop hurting my friend! He has just as much right to be here as you. The rudest bully is totally careless. There's a reason he gets in trouble often and I'm never going to stand for bullies. The only way I won't help someone is if the person is choosing to be a bully. My golden rule is never stand up for a bully...my second rule is to never let a bully be my friend. Cuz they will pick on me or betray me. And number 3, the number 3 golden rule is to never never ever ever trust a bully. And all golden rules are to always stand up for someone and let them have the right to be here, in my school. Somebody that's nice. Number 4 golden rule, be safe. Rather be safe than sorry."
11-28-15
What are ya doing with the weights already this morning?
"Oh I'm just trying to get stronger. Every morning I feel weak when I try to pull on things, like the blankets"
11-8-14
"I'm always gonna live with you because without you, I can't have a great life...even if you're not with me, you'll always be in my heart."
10-11-14
"I thought you didn't like vortex"
We aren't watching vortex, dude
"I know, but this is the channel that plays vortex"
and???
"You said you didn't like vortex."
I know, I don't. This isn't vortex.
(30 minutes later out of the blue...) "Well at least there's channels of vortex"
10-2-14
(Little man wrote down a 1-15 checklist to tally how many times he listens to each song on his new kids bop cd)
"I also planned to write the names. But I figure that will take awhile, so I planned to not."
9-16-14
"Ya know... McDonald's does a pretty good job at this food thing"
8-9-14
"We just wanna break some ground"
7-27-14
"There's vanilla, French vanilla, and vanilla bean. I don't even know what is happening!"
(Watching Blind Date Wipeout)
"I don't even understand how this works. I mean, if they're blind, how do they know where to go?"
6-14-14
"Mom, Can I guess why I take those pills?"
You don't have to guess, baby, you know why.
"It's because I have D....A...Wait, I forgot what it's called" (ADHD)
5-19-14
"You just kissed my eye. I guess that's your first time kissing someone in the middle eye"
3-29-14
"Pretty much likely probably" (said it all the time)
3-18-14
(After I told him to put his book away for bed for the 5-6th time):
"Fine. You just don't love science!"
12-9-13
"Pretty much likely probably almost a lot"
12-6-13
"No matter how you look I still love you at the highest percent infinity. So yeah, that's a lot."
11-7-13
"He always is too mathematic. Wait, what does that even mean?!" (talking about Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory)
8-23-13
You are legendary awesome shiny
"It's not just coolness. On Pokemon, it's how strong they are"
