12-16-14 quote about bullies

(If a bully was picking on someone, what would you do?)


(I'd say) Please stop hurting my friend!  He has just as much of a right to be here as you.

The rudest bully is totally careless.  There's a reason he gets in trouble often and I'm never going to stand for bullies.

The only way I won't help someone is if the person is choosing to be a bully.  My GOLDEN rule is never stand up for a bully.  My second golden rule is to never let a bully be my friend.  Cuz they will pick on me or betray me.

And number three, the number three golden rule is to never never ever ever trust a bully.  And ALL GOLDEN RULES are to always stand up for someone and let them have the right to be here in my school.  Somebody who is nice.

The number four golden rule is be safe.  ...Would rather be safe than sorry.  

11-8-14 quote

Mom, I'm always gonna live with you because without you, I can't have a great life...Even if you're not with me, you'll always be in my heart.  <3

10-11-14 convo

I thought you didn't like Vortex.
We aren't watching Vortex.
I know, but this is the channel that plays Vortex.
And....?
You said you didn't like Vortex.
I know.  I don't.  This ISN'T Vortex. Vortex is a show, not a channel.  

(30 minutes later, out of nowhere)
Well, at least there's channels of Vortex.

7-30-14 quote

(He wrote down a 1-15 checklist to tally how many times he listens to each song on his new kids bop cd)

"I also planned to write the names.  But I figure that will take awhile...So I plan to not."

8-9-14

WE JUST WANNA BREAK SOME GROUND!

("Casey's Compound")

11-28-13 quote

Me:  "Dude, what ya doing with the weights already this morning?"

Him:
Oh, I'm just trying to get stronger.  Every morning, I feel weak when I try to pull on things, like the blankets.

3-18-14 quote

After I told him to put his book away for bed (for the 5th-6th time), he raised his voice and said "FINE.  YOU JUST DON'T LOVE SCIENCE!"

7-27-14 quotes

There's vanilla, French vanilla, and vanilla bean.  I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!


(Watching Blind Date Wipeout):
I don't even understand how this works.  I mean, if they're blind, how do they know where to go?

5-19-14 quote

You just kissed my eye.  I guess that's your first time kissing someone in the middle eye.
(goodnight kisses)

12-6-13 quote

Mom, no matter how you look I still love you at the highest percent infinity.  So YEAH, that's a lot.

Quote about Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)

11-17-13
He always is too mathematic.  Wait, what does that even mean?

Legendary Awesome Shiny

8-12-13

Legendary awesome shiny!
Who uses outrage.
Pokemon come from trainers and also tall grass.  Two Pokemon sometimes come, but sometimes it's just one.
At the same time.  On the two part.
The two part means two Pokemon come at the same time.  The SAME time.

My Pokemon just start napping and they won't obey my attacks that I want them to use.  But when they know me more, and get used to me, then they start doing my attacks and we get to 21 levels.

(Me: "You are legendary awesome shiny."  Him: "It's not just coolness.  On Pokemon, it's how strong they are.")

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(same night w/ Gretchen)

It's a Snorlax.  It snores all the time.  That means it sleeps more than it eats.  There's only a snor lax and a munch lax.  It only says Snorlax.  It's a plussel and a mine-in.  They mostly make funny noises.  Also, when it's a Snorlax it's much, and a munch lax doesn't feel so good when it's bouncy.  Like a munch-snor.