I've been keeping an ongoing list of some of the things my son says. Here is a fraction of the hilarity that comes out of my kiddo's mouth. :) These are exact quotes.
* Everyone has a heart, right mom? But not everybody does, cuz some people are married. And then no more hearts.
* Dragons don't die with fire in 'em...that would be weird.
* I just can't stop farting, mom. My butt does what it wants to do.
* This cinnamon roll is really good. It's what it is.
* Today, in the bath...I don't wanna move or play. I just wanna chill.
* If you drink and burp at the same time, you explode!
* Mom, when you're outta the tub, you gotta cuddle with me. Deal? Good. You gotta deal.
* Bye, have a drive safe! That's the cutest thing I ever said.
* IT'S EXCITING TO SHARE!
* Justin is the best family we ever had. He has glasses like you do, mom. Justin and Josh let me watch The Land Before Time. Can Justin see without his glasses?
* Mom, you're in the tub, and I'm in bed. It makes no sense.
* You know Easter bunnies are not real? There's a human in there.
* (Pointing at American Idol at Steven Tyler) Why does that girl talk like a guy?
* When you say 'whole bunches,' I think it means 11 zeros.
* Mom, you're very much a rockstar, and I love your face.
* I shouldn't even be wearing these shorts because flies are out on a warm day and I don't want to get eaten.
* Some butterflies look like question-ies, because they can look like things...and some are creepy.
* (Did you just toot?) It's MY room. I get to do that.
* (So you're 6 now, how that'd happen?) Cuz I had my birthday...you were there!
* You know what, mom? I know who let the dogs out. (Yeah, and who was that?) The 'who let the dogs out' guy.
* The blanket is made of tiny pieces of softness. That's what keeps people warm.
* Mom, I wish I had a blue shirt, like a blue morning shirt. Not the good looking kind. Just like the one I'm wearing, but for mornings.
* (Hun, you have about one and a half minutes before bed...) Yeah, well, ice beats hot lava in paper, rock, scissors...*whispering* and ice beats every single thing.
* You got a roast beef sandwich? (No, it's a French Dip) Oh yeah, I didn't see the French.
* Ya know, mom, sometimes I get wedgies. Mostly when I play a lot, like more than four times.
* I love you three infinities and then adding an infinity more.
* Oh, it's a box. Ya know, I didn't really want a box."
* Ya know, my family isn't just regular, they're pretty awesome, not the regular people.
* I'm going to get myself a nice healthy drink. You know people can see thru AND see water? They can do both!
* (I love you, mister) HEY! Did you know fat is spelled F-A-T? Did you know if you add an 'l' after 'f', it'd be flat.
* If you had infinity and add another infinity, I'd love you more than that.
* Did you know water is kinda invisibilized? You can see it but you can also see through it.
* Did you know if there wasn't a 'B,' it'd just be A C. Then d, e, f, g.
* Mom, I'd really just like to decorate my face so it looks cooler. I like how it looks now, but it could be so much oooler.
* I have a joke for you. (Ok) Why do the stars stay up in the sky? (I don't know...why?) Because they're beautiful. (Well, that's not a joke, silly) Haha, I know, I was just joking...SEE? I said I had a joke.
* Baby penguins are not that tiny; neither are they weird. They are just the size they are.
* Mom, please don't tell me to close my eyes. That's not even possible. I can only close my eyelids. (You know what I mean) Please don't argue with me, mom. I just know.
* I heard a song about underwear and thought it was inappropriate.
* Does high cholesterol hurt your heart more than trans fat?
* Mom, you're way too awesome and way too pretty and way too everything except for bad things...and you're pretty silly, too.
* Just you might want to take 3 deep breaths. Let's do it together.
* (After I drop you off, I have so much to do) Yeah, so after we dtop, you should probably look at the roof in case something is up there. (Huh?)
* (We are going to get ready to have lunch with the fam) Fa-la-la-la-la-la-HOLIDAYS!
* (Don't pick your nose) I'M NOT; I NEVER WANT TO PICK AGAIN!!
* I was just using my Pokemon ball which was telling me LEGENDARY Pokemon.
* Hey mom...just a reminder about what you did. You kinda have to do what you just did.
* Mom, I love your heart, and your passion. I also love your glasses and your phone.
* You should buy a Galaxy X4 cuz' it's 'whatever-proof.' It's EVEN waterproof!
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